The heroes of modern India have come alive in their human avatars in a new anthology of biographical sketches by noted writer and former governor of West Bengal Gopalkrishna Gandhi, the grandson of Mahatma Gandhi. This all about Gandhi Jayanti that what the Special in this Day.
Mahatma Gandhi Jayanti 2011 Jokes sms 2011:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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John F Kennedy, Indira Gandhi, Johan Lennon, if history teaches us anything it’s if you don’t want your child assassinated, don’t name them after an airport.
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I saw a black man walking along earlier.
“Oi, black guy, you can’t walk there!”
I shouted at him.
“Why not?” He replied. “Martin Luther-King fought and died to win rights for black people in America.
Mahatma Gandhi spent many long years trying to end segregation in India before he too was killed.
Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in prison to bring a multi-racial democracy to fruition. Slavery is a thing of the past, and you say I can’t walk here?”
“Fine!” I yelled at him. “Stay on the fucking train tracks!”
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Gandhi Jayanti Jokes:
Jesus Christ Religious figure and pacifist Crucified.
Mahandas K. Gandhi Indian nationalist and pacifist shot.
Martin Luther King Civil Rights campaigner and pacifist, Shot.
So can pacifists learn their lesson and leave us in peace before we kill them?
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Jesus: Murdered.
Gandhi: Murdered.
Lincoln: Murdered.
Kennedy: Murdered.
Lennon: Murdered.
Reagan: Wounded.
George W. Bush: Ducked a shoe.
Does anybody else see a fucking problem with this list?
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Unlikely things to see on Facebook: Maddie McCann become a fan of hide and seek…
Stephen Hawking become a fan of laughing…
Francesca Anobile become a fan of Sledging…
Jesus become a fan of Hinduism…
Sickipedia became a fan of Muslim…
America became a fan of irony…
Mahatma Gandhi became a fan of powerlifting?
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My favorite sexual position is the Gandhi.
They are on their knees moaning,
“Oh God” whilst I shoot my load at their chest.
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